the week in review
1--use of the word "faggot" by a 7th grade boy
2--uses of the word "gay" by 7th grade boys
1--use of the word "bitchass" by a 7th grade boy
1--use of the word "midget" by a 7th grade boy
1--use of a judo-throw to toss a kid to the grass on the football field
1--use of a claim of self-defense in said judo-throw
1--number of 7th grade girls who have completely stopped eating
1--number of 7th grade girls seen running out of science film in tears
1--number of dance parties during advisory had by 7th graders in which the main dance was some variation of humping
1--mice seen constricted then eaten by large snake in 3rd grade since classroom
2--uses of the word "gay" by 7th grade boys
1--use of the word "bitchass" by a 7th grade boy
1--use of the word "midget" by a 7th grade boy
1--use of a judo-throw to toss a kid to the grass on the football field
1--use of a claim of self-defense in said judo-throw
1--number of 7th grade girls who have completely stopped eating
1--number of 7th grade girls seen running out of science film in tears
1--number of dance parties during advisory had by 7th graders in which the main dance was some variation of humping
1--mice seen constricted then eaten by large snake in 3rd grade since classroom
posted by julie at 08:40
2 Comments:
sounds like a normal week.
you know julie, as i sit here reading about global climate change, i'm beginning to think that maybe chicago is not such a bad idea, for the following reasons:
a) you're not near an ocean coastline, so melting glaciers will not flood the city (a la new york, new orleans, sinagpore, and oh yes, venice beach). yet, you still have a water element (those big lakes or whatever).
2) hearty midwesterners could probably figure out how to return to a local, self sustaining economy. while never lacking for a good manicurist, new yorkers and angelenos would quickly go naked and starve to death (oh wait - isn't that all the rage now anyway?).
3) global warming = warmer chicago!
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